190+ Funny Austin Powers Quotes That Never Get Old

Austin Powers quotes have become iconic in pop culture, known for their hilarious one-liners, outrageous innuendos, and groovy charm. Whether it’s Austin’s cheeky “Do I make you randy, baby?” or Dr. Evil’s infamous “One million dollars!”, these lines capture the absurd and playful spirit of the spy parody trilogy. Each quote is laced with 1960s flair, slapstick humor, and Mike Myers’ unforgettable comedic timing. From catchphrases like “Yeah baby, yeah!” to Mini-Me’s silent antics, the films are packed with quotable moments that fans love to repeat. These quotes remain a groovy part of cinema history and endless sources of laughs.

Austin Powers Quotes

“Do I make you horny, baby?”
“Groovy, baby!”
“Yeah, baby, yeah!”
“Smashing, baby!”
“Allow myself to introduce… myself.”
“Shall we shag now, or shag later?”
“Oh, behave!”
“I’m having a really hard time controlling the volume of my voice!”
“That sort of thing is my bag, baby.”
“Danger’s my middle name.”

Best Austin Powers Quotes

“I’m dead sexy, look at my sexy body!”
“You can’t beat the classics, baby.”
“There’s nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.”
“Who does Number Two work for?”
“Get in my belly!”
“I’ve lost my mojo!”
“It’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it.”
“I put the ‘grr’ in swinger, baby!”
“That’s not your mother, it’s a man, baby!”
“I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat.”

Great Austin Powers Quotes

“Honestly, it’s not mine.”
“Back in the ’60s, I had psychedelic toothpaste.”
“You’re insane, Goldmember!”
“You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil.”
“It’s called a ‘telephone’, sweetheart.”
“I also like to live dangerously.”
“Look at me! I’m in a nutshell!”
“That’s Dr. Evil… I didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called Mister.”
“Let’s hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.”
“Do I make you randy?”

Groovy Austin Powers Quotes

“Groovy, baby!”
“It’s groovetastic!”
“You dig?”
“Stay groovy, baby.”
“Everything’s cool in the swingin’ ’60s.”
“This is my happening and it freaks me out!”
“It’s a shagadelic time to be alive!”
“You’re one groovy chick!”
“Feelin’ groovy, baby.”
“Peace, love, and shagging.”

Funny Austin Powers Quotes

“I like to see girls of that… caliber.”
“I’m having difficulty controlling the car!”
“That’s a man, man!”
“I smell like cabbage.”
“I’m just trying to find my mojo, baby.”
“It’s amazing how the time flies… when you’re unconscious.”
“You’re not quite evil enough.”
“Oops! I did it again… wait, wrong movie.”
“My mojo’s gone!”
“This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby.”

Austin Powers Quotes Dr. Evil

“One million dollars!”
“Zip it!”
“I shall call him… Mini-Me.”
“Scott, you just don’t get it, do you?”
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.”
“I’m the boss. Need the info.”
“Throw me a frickin’ bone here!”
“You know, I have a whole bag of ‘shh’ with your name on it.”
“We’re not so different, you and I.”
“Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?”

Famous Austin Powers Quotes

“Yeah baby, yeah!”
“Oh, behave!”
“Groovy, baby!”
“Shagadelic!”
“Who does Number Two work for?”
“Allow myself to introduce… myself.”
“I lost my mojo.”
“That’s not your mother, it’s a man, baby!”
“Danger is my middle name.”
“You’re insane, Goldmember!”

Austin Powers Quotes YouTube Style

“Smashing, baby – YouTube rewind, yeah!”
“Groovy edit, baby!”
“Yeah baby, hit that like button!”
“This clip’s shagadelic!”
“Subscribe or face Dr. Evil!”
“Fembots in the algorithm, baby!”
“Zip it – and play the next video!”
“Shall we click now or click later?”
“Danger’s my middle name… right before analytics.”
“Mojo found: Viral, baby!”

Fembots Austin Powers Quotes

“They’re armed… and dangerous.”
“Fembots have guns… in their you know where!”
“Even I can’t resist the fembots, baby!”
“Sex appeal is deadly.”
“Don’t look into their eyes… or their chests.”
“They had me at hello.”
“Fembots… overload my mojo circuits!”
“I’m powerless against their charm!”
“They’re too hot to handle.”
“The ultimate femme fatales.”

Austin Powers Quotes Yeah Baby

“Yeah baby, yeah!”
“Do I make you randy? Yeah baby!”
“Groovy, yeah baby!”
“Smashing time, yeah!”
“Mojo time, yeah baby!”
“This is totally shagadelic, yeah!”
“Yeah baby, bring on the fembots!”
“Feelin’ it, yeah!”
“Yeah baby, that’s my bag!”
“Love and danger, yeah baby!”

Austin Powers Quotes Do I Make You Randy?

“Do I make you randy, baby?”
“Randy like Sunday morning!”
“I’m randy, you’re randy… let’s go!”
“You look smashing—do I make you feel it too?”
“Feeling a little randy, baby?”
“Do I make you randy, or just uncomfortable?”
“Tell me I’m randy, baby!”
“I bet I do make you randy!”
“Randy alert! Austin in the house.”
“All this mojo’s making things randy!”

Austin Powers Quotes Groovy, Baby

“Groovy, baby!”
“That’s groovy, baby!”
“Everything’s groovy, baby!”
“Groovy time is anytime, baby.”
“Feeling groovy, baby!”
“Groovy and shagadelic!”
“You’re looking groovy today, baby!”
“Let’s get groovy, baby.”
“Groovy vibes only, baby.”
“Stay groovy, baby!”

Austin Powers Quotes Groovy Baby

“It’s groovy baby all the way.”
“Groovy baby, nonstop!”
“Mojo’s back—groovy baby!”
“Groovy baby, shagadelic style!”
“I’m groovy baby, you’re groovy baby!”
“Living the groovy baby life!”
“Born to be groovy baby!”
“The name’s Powers. Groovy baby Powers.”
“Groovy baby, yeah!”
“Let’s make it groovy baby!”

Mini-Me Austin Powers Quotes

“Mini-Me, stop humping the laser!”
“He’s like a clone, only smaller.”
“Mini-Me loves chocolate. Scotty don’t!”
“He’s small, he’s evil… he’s adorable!”
“Mini-Me, you complete me.”
“He’s a biter.”
“Mini-Me, you magnificent little clone!”
“That’s my Mini-Me!”
“You’re like Dr. Evil’s evil pet.”
“Zip it, Mini-Me!”

Austin Powers Quotes – “Bong and a Blitz”

“Would you like a bong and a blitz?”
“How about a smoke and a pancake?”
“Cigar and a waffle?”
“Crepe and a pipe?”
“Bong and a blintz?”
“No? Then no.”
“Dutch delicacies, baby!”
“Goldmember loves a bong and a blitz!”
“It’s not weird—it’s European.”
“One bong, one blitz, coming up!”

Dr. Evil from Austin Powers Quotes

“One million dollars!”
“Zip it!”
“I shall call him… Mini-Me.”
“Throw me a frickin’ bone!”
“Scott, you just don’t get it.”
“We’re not so different, you and I.”
“Welcome to my underground lair.”
“Sharks… with laser beams!”
“How about ‘no,’ Scott?”
“I didn’t go to evil medical school for nothing!”

Number 2 Austin Powers Quotes

“I run the business. He makes the threats.”
“We’re making a healthy profit.”
“That’s not fiscally responsible!”
“Dr. Evil, we own Starbucks now.”
“Number Two reporting for duty.”
“I suggest a legitimate business plan.”
“Our stocks are up 10%.”
“We control the media!”
“We should talk merger, not murder.”
“He’s Number Two, but he acts like Number One!”

Austin Powers Goldmember Quotes

“I love gooooold!”
“It’s the smell of it, the taste of it!”
“Dr. Evil, I bring you… Goldmember!”
“I lost my genitalia in a smelting accident.”
“I am from Holland—isn’t that weird?“
“You can’t roller-skate in a buffalo herd.”
“Freaky deaky Dutchman!”
“Goldmember’s got the funk!”
“Midas touch, baby!”
“Disco and gold—my two passions!”

Most Famous Austin Powers Quotes

“Yeah baby, yeah!”
“Oh, behave!”
“Do I make you horny, baby?”
“I also like to live dangerously.”
“One million dollars!”
“Smashing, baby!”
“Groovy, baby!”
“Who does Number Two work for?”
“Danger is my middle name.”
“I lost my mojo!”

One-Liners Austin Powers Quotes

“Yeah baby!”
“Oh, behave!”
“Smashing!”
“Groovy!”
“Shagadelic!”
“I’m a sexy beast.”
“Danger’s my middle name.”
“It’s my bag, baby!”
“Zip it!”
“I put the ‘grr’ in swinger.”

Conclusion

Austin Powers quotes continue to resonate with fans for their wit, eccentricity, and sheer comedic genius. These catchphrases have transcended the screen, becoming part of everyday humor and pop culture references. Whether you’re channeling your inner super spy or simply need a laugh, Austin Powers delivers timeless comedy wrapped in outrageous style. From shagadelic expressions to villainous punchlines, each quote adds to the film’s lasting legacy. As long as people crave a dose of cheeky charm and vintage swagger, these memorable lines will remain—yeah baby!—a groovy and hilarious reminder of Austin Powers’ comedic brilliance.